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What's An Alpha?
| THE ALPHA: | THE SIDEKICK: |
| Walks in first. | Walks in second. |
| Drives. | Rides shotgun. |
| Calls the shots. | Buys the shots. |
| Picks the bar. | Picks up the tab. |
| Tells the jokes. | Laughs at every joke. |
| Gets the number. | Gets the ugly friend. |
| Tussles his hair. | Gets tussled. |
| Picks the movie. | Waits in line. |
| Decides when to leave. | Leaves. |
| Cooks the steaks. | Helps watch the steaks. |
| Orders first. | Orders the same thing. |
| Passes. | Goes long. |
| Poses in the center of the picture. | Takes the picture. |
| Decides where to set up camp. | Sets up camp. |
| Holds the remote. | Watches. |
| Never buys the first round. | Always buys the first round. |
| Eats a lot of Oberto Beef Jerky. | Fetches the Oberto Beef Jerky. |
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